This year was going to start right. This year, it would be different. This year, Jonathan Drake would make friends. On the first day of school, Jonathan Drake thoroughly considered everything he should do to accomplish his paramount goal: to make new friends. But an unlikely passenger in his wonderfully constructed jumper threatens to ruin it all! In this exceedingly-long short story, Jonathan learns a series of critical life lessons for any ambitious seven-year-old. Alliterating nicknames are exceptionally catchy. The mystical is less likely to be mysterious than it is mischievous. And peculiar circumstances often lead to decidedly unsuspecting outcomes.