From Chicago to the Coal Mines of Kentucky… "Kentucky Brain Fixin’" takes you where you’ve never been before! “Must be a hellhole where they ban alcohol and require you to speak Southern.” “I was only 23 years old, still didn’t need to shave every day, and stuttered when I said the word ‘sex.’” “Dynamite Ahead. Turn Radios Off.” “They lock the worshippers inside on Wednesday evenings while they worship snakes!” “He wrote prescriptions faster than a pro athlete signing autographs after a winning game.” “Lester thought his mind worked just fine, so he stormed out of my office.” “Ya see…I been havin’ these fits…” “All these questions are making my head hurt.” “His mind was like the inside of a Christmas snow globe.” “Roaring with laughter, I asked Tom if his insurance carrier covered acts of stupidity.” “The residents of a holler generally enjoyed guns, whiskey, and chewing tobacco.” “She explained that ‘KRF’ was an abbreviation for ‘Kentucky Running Fits.’” “…after 30 minutes, even Reverend Litchfield became as boring as a rain delay at Wrigley Field.” “Kentucky…permitted you to bury your deceased relatives in your backyard!” “The ‘Whiskey Wagon’ disgorged the biggest collection of wild assholes in captivity.” “I smirked as I noticed the shotgun hanging in the back window of the Ford pickup.”