A retired cop past her prime... A kidnapped bank robber fighting for his life... A former mob enforcer with a blood debt... A government assassin on the run... A wisecracking private eye with only one hand... A homicide sergeant with one week left on the job... And three of the worst serial killers, ever. This is where it all ends. An epic showdown in the desert, where good and evil will clash one last time. His name is Luther Kite, and his specialty is murdering people in ways too horrible to imagine. He's gone south, where he's found a new, spectacular way to kill. And if you have enough money, you can bet on who dies first. Legendary Chicago cop Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels has retired. She's no longer chasing bad guys, content to stay out of the public eye and raise her new daughter. But when her daughter's father, Phin Troutt, is kidnapped, she's forced to strap on her gun one last time. Since being separated from his psychotic soulmate, the prolific serial killer known as Donaldson has been desperately searching for her. Now he thinks he's found out where his beloved, insane Lucy has been hiding. He's going to find her, no matter how many people die in the process. All three will converge in the same place. La Juntita, Mexico. Where a bloodthirsty cartel is enslaving people and forcing them to fight to the death in insane, gladiator-style games. Join Jack and Phin, Donaldson and Lucy, and Luther, for the very last act in their twisted, perverse saga. Along for the ride are Jack's friends; Harry and Herb, as well as a mob enforcer named Tequila, and a covert operative named Chandler. There will be blood. And death. So much death... LAST CALL by JA Konrath All things must end... If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book. LAST CALL Bad Language - 7 Scary - 5 Violent - 8 Funny - 8 Sexy - 3 Crossovers - Features Jack Daniels, Phineas Troutt, Harry McGlade, and includes characters from the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective, the Codename: Chandler series, the Timecaster series, and the Luther Kite series by Blake Crouch. What They're Saying About Joe Konrath's Writing "Excellent smart-mouth thrills... my advice: Take a long sip." - Lee Child, author of Blue Moon "Constant thrills and chills." - Heather Graham, author of The Seekers "Snappy dialogue. Powerful action. A fabulous character to spend time with." - David Morrell, author of First Blood "If the Grim Reaper has a sense of humor, he reads JA Konrath." - William Kent Krueger, author of This Tender Land "It's funny and scary, just like real life." - James O. Born, author of Shock Wave "Laugh-out-loud funny... even when read sober." - PJ Parrish, author of The Killing Song "I haven't actually read this book." - Dave Barry, author of Tricky Business "Fast-paced...(a) cross between Carl Hiaasen and Thomas Harris." - Publishers Weekly "Engaging... full of humor... fans of Janet Evanovich will like this." - Library Journal "Pithy banter... it's like a Monty Python rendition of a crime novel." - The Courier "Put me down for another round of Lieutenant Jack Daniels." - Andrew Vachss, author of Another Life "A literary cocktail that'll knock you off your chair." - Ridley Pearson, author of White Bone JA KONRATH BIBLIOGRAPHY For the completists, or those with a bit of obsessive/compulsiveness, or the folks that just like my stuff and want to know how it all connects, I have a lot of recurring characters and intertwined series. If you need to know the best reading order, or how to make sure you haven't missed anything, check out the bibliography page on my website. You can also visit there to see when a new title will be released. If you're just looking for a quick checklist, here are my main series. These do not have to be read in any particular order, but I encourage you to read them all. JACK DANIELS THRILLERS #1-Whiskey Sour #2-Bloody Mary #3-Rusty Nail #4-Dirty Martini #5-Shot Of Tequila #6-Fuzzy Navel #7-Cherry Bomb #8-Dead On My Feet #9-Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch) #10-Shaken #11-Stirred (with Blake Crouch) #12-Dying Breath #13-Everybody Dies #14-Rum Runner #15-Last Call #16-White Russian #17-Shot Girl #18-Chaser  #19-Old Fashioned #20-Bite Force #21-Jack Rose #22-Witch Brew Bonus #2.5-Lady 52 (with Jude Hardin) Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 1 (Novella Collection) Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 2 (Novella Collection) Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 3 (Novella Collection) Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 4 (Novella Collection) Banana Hammock (Novella Collection) THE KONRATH DARK THRILLER COLLECTIVE #1-The List #2-Origin #3-Afraid #4-Trapped #5-Endurance #6-Haunted House #7-Webcam #8-Disturb #9-What Happened To Lori #10-The Nine  #11-Second Coming #12-Close Your Eyes Bonus #4.5-Holes in the Ground (with Iain Rob Wright) Bonus #5.5-Draculas (with Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand, F. Pau