Welcome to Line Con , where the cosplay is flawless and the queues are eternal. Packed with short stories, satirical misadventures, and painfully relatable humor, Line Con is a love letter to fan conventions and the nerds who survive them. Inside, you’ll meet badge seekers, merch hoarders, sleep-deprived cosplayers, and con volunteers who may or may not be trapped in a time loop. Every story is a fictionalized account of something that definitely didn’t happen (except it kind of did). If you’ve ever: Told yourself you didn’t need that exclusive… then sprinted back to buy it - Skipped lunch because your panel schedule was too tight - Or befriended someone in line, then never saw them again This book is for you. 🎟️ Perfect for fans of con culture, nerd humor, and satirical short reads 🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for comic convention lovers, cosplayers, or your favorite line buddy Whether you’re a badge-carrying veteran or a wide-eyed newbie, Line Con will make you laugh, cringe, and nod in painful recognition. ✨ Grab your badge, charge your power bank, and scroll up to buy Line Con now. 📦 Available in paperback and Kindle—perfect for your next panel wait.