This parody of romantic comedies features Harmonica Carlisle, a student fresh on a college campus, who finally meets the man of her dreams, Cool Ranch, who's really Florentine Montgomery in disguise as a PETA agent. Before love has an opportunity to bloom, a nuclear apocalypse separates them, forcing her into the arms of Bigfoot. To complicate matters, there's a zombie apocalypse, aliens have attacked, and Harmonica and Cool Ranch are too far apart to make this romance work for either one of them.