Men tend to exaggerate everything! Fishing, drinking, accomplishments, and let’s not forget about the size of our enormous… muscles! Man’s predisposition is to take his boring, mundane, everyday life and transcend his stories into testosterone-soaked nonsense. Exaggeration is not lying; it is an artform, like belly dancing, and a sacred ritual older than the Stone Age. It’s just part of being a guy! No one gets hurt and it’s all in good fun anyway. This book takes off the floaties and dives into the deep end of taking it too far. This is your guide to explaining your manly bursting bravado to others. Inside, you'll find jokes, one-liners, parody, satire, sarcasm, good advice, and some probably not-so-good advice. Grab a drink, kick up your feet, and prepare thyself for the joke book you didn’t know you needed in your life. Welcome to the outrageous mind of A.R. Weston. Always remember, men don’t just exist, they exaggerate! Here are 1000+ ways to explain your manliness.