A novel for your cat. An education for their human. A linguistic breakthrough nobody asked for—but every cat demanded. MEOW: The “Purrfect” Companion is written entirely in the native language of cats, featuring over 80,000 meticulously chosen “meows”, plus a collection of rare feline sounds humans were never meant to understand. For the first time, devoted cat owners are invited behind the whiskers—into the unfiltered inner thoughts of the domestic cat. Is it a profound meditation on naps, food bowls, and the injustice of closed doors? A sharp satire of human behavior and the audacity of calling a cat a “pet”? Or is it simply… meow? We may never know. But now, thanks to bold English translations and interpretations, you can confidently pretend you do. It begins: “Meow meow meow. Meow. Meow?” Experts respond. “Meow meow meow meow meow.” — Sir Whiskington, Senior Nap Consultant “MEOW meow meow meow!” — Captain Biscuit, Chair of Midnight Zoomies “Meow… meow meow meow.” — Lady Purrsephone, Professional Lap Occupier “Meow.” — Franz Kafka But this book goes beyond “meow.” Inside you’ll discover the chirp, trill, ekekek, mrrp, and other mysterious cat sounds—each lovingly preserved, loosely translated, and recklessly interpreted for humans desperate to know why their cat is staring at the wall. Read it to your cat. Display it on your coffee table. Gift it to someone who insists their cat “talks back.” Meow. (Translation: Buy this book. The cat insists.)