Five Different Sarcastic Slogans in Bold White Text: These black gift bags each have a different funny, sarcastic slogan printed in white that does the talking for you. They easily turn any mediocre presents into self-aware jokes. Use them for birthdays, Christmas, holidays, or any events where you're obligated to show up with something. Holds Whatever You Panic-Bought: These large paper bags measure 16" x 6" x 12" with sturdy sides that won't collapse. They fit larger items like sweaters, board games, or large bulky objects that you wouldn't dare try to wrap. Keep your presentations from looking completely slapped together, even if the gifts inside are questionable. Thick Paper That Actually Works: Made from thick black kraft paper with handles that can hold weight without tearing. They survive multiple uses, which means you can pass them along to your recipients for their next white elephant gifts or they can reuse them to regift something back to you next year. Your Year-Round Gifting Excuse: With their universally funny messages, these paper party bags work for virtually any social gatherings where you need to bring gifts but want to keep things light. Whether it's Father's Day lunch or office white elephant gift swaps, these bags do the heavy lifting on the humor front so you don't have to. Perfect for Any Occasion: Bring laughter to every celebration. From birthdays and office parties to holiday gatherings, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or even a “just because” surprise, this set of funny gift bags is ideal for any event. The cheeky slogans make them perfect for Secret Santa gifts, white elephant exchanges, or even gag gift competitions, ensuring your present stands out from the rest.

Ever grabbed gifts ten minutes before multiple events? These bags are your alibi. Our 5-pack of large black kraft gift bags comes with different genuinely funny slogans printed in bold white text, turning ordinary presents into something that gets laughs before anyone even opens them. They're perfect for anyone who prefers to keep gifting light-hearted and self-aware rather than sentimental and serious.

Made from thick, high-quality black kraft paper with reinforced handles and sturdy construction, these bags actually hold up to real use. At 16" x 6" x 12" each, they accommodate larger gifts like clothing, boxed items, multiple smaller presents, or even oddly-shaped things you couldn't wrap if you tried. The handles won't rip out halfway to the party, and the bags themselves are durable enough to survive being reused multiple times—which means your recipients can pass them along at their next gift exchanges.

Whether you need something funny for Christmas parties, birthdays, office white elephant exchanges, or any occasions where standard wrapping paper feels too formal, these bags bring the right energy. The assorted sarcastic messages in white text on black backgrounds create a bold, modern look that stands out. They work for Mother's Day, Father's Day, graduation parties, bridal showers, baby showers, or any events where a little humor makes things better. With five bags in the set, you're covered for multiple occasions without repeating the same joke.