Minecraft: Diary of a Baby Enderman Who Hates Teleporting From Sneezes and Trees to Accidental Heroism An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure by Tom Blocklad Teleporting should be a cool superpower. Unless you’re a baby Enderman with bad timing, an allergy to chorus fruit, and a habit of sneezing yourself into lava. He was born in the End. Tall(ish), shadowy, and surrounded by silent, serious Endermen who think teleporting is an art form. But this little guy? He hates it. He blinks at the worst moments, crashes into trees, panics around puddles, and can’t even hold onto a flower without accidentally launching it into a volcano. All he wants is a quiet existence: maybe a soft dirt block to hug, a place with no bees, and a world where no one expects him to join a raid, lead a parade, or befriend a chicken named Glorp (RIP). Unfortunately for him, the Overworld has other plans. From being hunted by a jungle cat to getting stuck in a minecart without his legs, this awkward little Enderman keeps stumbling into chaos—and somehow, into the hearts of the villagers he accidentally saves. Along the way, he discovers friendship, bravery, and that maybe… just maybe … teleporting isn’t so bad after all. This laugh-out-loud diary is perfect for kids ages 8–13 who love Minecraft, funny stories, and seeing the world through the eyes of one very confused mob with big feelings and long limbs. If your child enjoys books like Diary of a Minecraft Zombie , Wimpy Villager , or Diary of a Minecraft Creeper , they'll love this quirky, heartfelt adventure full of surprises, jokes, and totally relatable Enderman panic. Want more Minecraft mayhem? Search Tom Blocklad on Amazon to discover a whole world of unofficial diaries full of oddball mobs, weird players, and hilarious block-based storytelling!