Are you craving new slug-infested cocktail recipes and cockeyed poetry? Here’s what you get in Mug & Mali’s awe-reducing full color, terribly illustrated 85th volume, Miscellany Vortex: 38 brand new ghastly cocktail recipes (such as Hair of the Dog Hair, Clown Puncher, Rot Meat Skunker, Roach ‘n’ Rye, Sardine Slammer ); 58 new wretched cocktail poems, haiku, and cocktail carols ( Go Whack the Birds, Do Not Go Gentle from that Good Pub, Stopping by Stills on a Snowy Evening, Said a Barfly to a Snail ); 147 jokes, riddles and belligerent quotes; 62 Awful Foods ; 89 disgracefully false factoids ( “Just like a fingerprint, every cat’s nose is full of grime and snot.” “When St. Bernards grow up, they turn into meat.” “Nearly 3% of poodle attack victims survive the humiliation.” “For every human being in the world there is exactly one idiot.” ); Dada Auto-Generated Surrealist Jokes and collages; No Evil; Getting All Emotional; excerpts from Dada Illustrated Theater ( Crappy Movie Acting; Finnegans Wake; Mid-Bummer Murders; Fred Derf Medical Mysteries: Awkward Fizziness ); Shenanigans; Cocktail Revolutionaries; Tiki Twisters; Foreign Idioms; Party Time; Zen Cocktail Koans; Monkeyshines; Gefilte Fish et Regurgée; International Marination Olympics (4 events); You Know You’re Really Drunk When…; Real Junk Food; A Decalogue of Cocktail Wisdom; What is Happening?; Maelstrom Miscellany; German Metal Beer Festival; Remedies of Ancient Idaho; Onion Peels; Local Bookie Joints; Eggcorns; Vile Vittles; Classical Miscellanianism Paintings (Nemesis and the Creation of Flying Monkey Potion; Oedipus and His Complex Hangover; The Seventh Temptation of Mugamus); 7 Deadly Sins Vice Wrist Watch; Dadaland Road Signs; Sheep Shucking Tongue Twisters; Whirlwind Bars; Gross Domestic Products; Tiki Barbarism; Match the Names with the Horrid Animals; From Squirm to Table; Daft Internet Queries; Fiery Frenzy Crocktails; Tweeter Words that Aren’t Words; Cocktail Movie Quotes; Mug & Malli’s High Tea; Vocab Rehab; Aeslop’s Flipper Fables; Prehysterical Cocktailia Pangea; Diner Lingo; Miscellany Society; Tragic Tiki Cocktails; Sip Happens – Wine Quiz; Types of TV Shows; Yuks; Society Scenes; Scandal Hound News; Daft Drifting; Restless & Rootless; The Daily Dirt; Nobs & Nutters; Buzzing About, and so much more. Hand over your hard-churned dough now, and get Mug & Mali’s Miscellany Vortex, the latest brash, color, sassy concoction of Miscellany . It’s just a few clicks away! The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada’s post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, assemblage, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works. Here's what the critics are saying about Mug & Mali’s Miscellany Vortex: “Morally Dubious, Metrically Flawless, and Boozily Brilliant.” “It parodies the law of spiritual returns with a law of liquid karma.” “Bad poetry and worse cocktails.” “Drinking replaces morality as the day’s true measure.” “Unsubtle, wet humor.” “A tender coming-of-drinking-age story.” – Emily Drinkinson “Another turbulent book by the authors of Wild Girls Gone Miscellaneous and Europe on 10 Bottles and Day.” – Abe Lincoln, The Gettysburg Undress. “In the hands of a lesser writer, you wouldn’t know the difference.” “This book is sure to appear in the country’s leading landfills.” “If Mug & Mali aren’t America’s leading humorists, I can see why.”