NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED: Beware! These are our bleakest creation yet. These fortunes are dark. Like, really dark. MESSAGES SO DARK, we could only get them printed in New Jersey. DEVILISHLY RED: You know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat. INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kind of gross. The cookies are vanilla. The messages inside are anything but. This is our bleakest creation yet, with fortunes so dark, we could only get them printed in New Jersey. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. Make someone's day, or completely ruin it - up to you.