With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!  In the twentieth book in the My Weird School series, something groovy is going on! It's Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys out on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck! Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang. Praise for Miss Daisy Is Crazy: “Light, appealingly goofy. The lesson of the day here is fun.” - Publishers Weekly Something groovy is going on! It's Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys out on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck! Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 2 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 37 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com. Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at jimpaillot.com. My Weird School #20: Mr. Louie Is Screwy! By Dan Gutman HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. Copyright ©2007 Dan Gutman All right reserved. ISBN: 9780061234798 Chapter One The H Word and the L Word My name is A.J. and I hate school. "I hate school," I told my friend Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn't food. "Me too," he said. We were walking to Ella Mentry School with our friend Michael, who never ties his shoes. "Me three," said Michael. "I hate school too." "Well, I hate school more than you guys do," I said. "Nobody hates school more than me," said Ryan. "I hated school before you guys hated school," said Michael. "Oh, yeah?" I told him. "I hated school before you were even born." Any time you want to win an argument, just tell the other person you did something before they were born. It works every time. That's the first rule of being a kid.* "Groovy!" somebody said as we were about to cross Walnut Street. "I can dig where you dudes are coming from." It was Mr. Louie, our crossing guard! He was standing at the corner of Walnut Street in front of the school. Mr. Louie always wears sandals and a tie-dyed shirt. He held up his guitar, which he uses as a stop sign. "But it's a drag to use the H word," Mr. Louie told us. "Hate is a downer, man. You should say 'love.'" Ugh! Mr. Louie said the L word! "Ewwww!" we all yelled. "There's too much hate in the world," Mr. Louie explained, "and not enough love." Mr. Louie used to be a judge, but he quit because he said there were too many bad vibes (whatever they are). That's when he became a crossing guard. "The L word is for girls," I said. "Love is for everyone," Mr. Louie told us. "Do you know why I love love so much? Every morning I take a love potion. You dudes should take some, too." "No thanks!" we all said. I never heard of a love potion. Maybe Mr. Louie was yanking our chain. "School is cool," he said. "You dudes should say you love school." "I'm not saying the L word out loud," I announced. "A.J.," Mr. Louie told me, "if you don't say 'I love school,' I'm gonna tell everybody you love . . . Andrea!" Ewwwwwwwww-wwwwww! Andrea Young is this really annoying girl in my class with curly brown hair. I don't love Andrea. I don't even like Andrea. I hate Andrea! So I sure didn't want Mr. Louie telling everybody I love her. "Okay, okay," I said quietly, so nobody else would hear. "I love school." "Outta sight!" said Mr. Louie. "Gimme some skin, A.J. Feel the love!" "Oooooh!" Ryan said. "A.J. is in love with school!" "When are you gonna get married to the school, A.J.?" asked Michael. If those guys weren't my best friends, I would hate them.* Continues... Excerpted from My Weird School #20: Mr. Louie Is Screwy! by Dan Gutman Copyright ©2007 by Dan Gutman. Excerpted by permission. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher. Excerpts are provided by Dial-A-Book Inc. solely for the personal use of visitors to this web site. Author: Gutman, Dan. Publisher: HarperCollins Pages: 112 Publication Date: 2007-11-27 Edition: Illustrated Binding: Paperback MSRP: 4.99 ISBN13: 9780061234798 ISBN: 0061234796 Other ISBN: 9780061973413 Other ISBN Binding: print Language: en Store Location: Chapter "Book cover