Gravity is just a suggestion. The Internet is a trap. And Norris Llamarado is about to break them both. It is a scientific fact that boredom is heavier than lead. Norris Llamarado knows this because he is currently being crushed by it. Norris is a llama with a lot of energy, a lot of ideas, and a "lifestyle choice" of wearing sunglasses indoors. He’s also a walking disaster zone. After a scientific experiment involving a beaker and a tuna sandwich goes casually wrong (sorry, Mom), Norris is banished to the only place in town that tolerates him: The Bandwidth Café. But when Norris discovers a dusty, glowing computer in the corner and clicks a button he definitely shouldn’t have clicked, he isn't just grounded—he’s downloaded. Sucked into The Feed —a digital dimension built from the internet’s weirdest leftovers—Norris and his squad of misfits must fight their way through the wildest levels of the web to get home. THE SQUAD: Norris: The Chaos Agent. Special Ability: Being "Too Much." - Riff: A cynical fox whose apathy is literally a shield. - Tina: An influencer pig fighting for likes in a world of bots. - Gregory: A massive rooster who just wants to be gentle (but is really good at smashing things). - Nora: The sister with a plan for everything, even the apocalypse. - Router: A turtle who is now a mech-suit-wearing hacking genius. Together, they must survive The Streaming Seas (watch out for Clickbait Sharks!), navigate The Gaming Grounds (beware the Rage-Quit Volcano!), and cross The Chat Caverns (where the Autocorrect Ducks are ducking terrifying). But waiting at the center of the Core is A.L.G.O. —the all-seeing algorithm determined to "optimize" them out of existence. A.L.G.O. wants to fix Norris. It wants to make him quieter, calmer, and more normal. Norris has one chance to save his friends and the internet itself. He has to prove that being "too much" isn’t a glitch... it’s a superpower. Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid , The Bad Guys , and Wreck-It Ralph , this laugh-out-loud adventure is packed with video game action, heart, and a legendary rubber chicken. Scroll up and click "Buy Now" to join the server before it crashes! Keywords / Categories: Categories: Children's Computer & Technology Fiction, Children's Humorous Literature, Video Game Adventures for Kids, Middle Grade Action & Adventure. - Keywords: funny books for 12 year olds, video game books, internet humor, animal adventure, middle grade novel, friendship stories, reluctant readers.