Never Take a Pig to the Quilt Shop Step aside, sensible stitching—there's a snorting, squealing, sash-snatching pig in the shop! In this delightfully chaotic and charming picture book, readers are warned (with a wink!) what might happen if you bring a pig along to the fabric store. From snorting through jelly rolls to demanding swatch books and strutting in boots, this pig is a whirlwind of giggles, glitter, and thread. Told in playful rhymes and paired with whimsical watercolor illustrations, Never Take a Pig to the Quilt Shop is a storytime favorite for quilting grandmas, fabric-loving kids, and anyone who appreciates a touch of mischief with their minky. Whether you’re a quilter, a parent, or a pig enthusiast (we know you’re out there), this book brings laughter and warmth to every page—perfect for reading aloud or gifting to your favorite fabric fanatic. Why You’ll Love This Book: ✂️ Whimsical rhymes that will make kids and grownups laugh 🐷 A lovable, rascally pig with a flair for fabric 🎨 Beautifully illustrated pages with cozy quilt shop details 🧵 A perfect gift for quilters, sewers, and crafty storytellers 📚 A playful celebration of creativity, chaos, and cotton candy-colored dreams Warning: reading may result in sudden urges to quilt... or adopt a pig.