Never Tie Yourself to a Marshmallow is a heartwarming and hilarious picture book inspired by a real goat and the fearless little girl who tried to train him. When Evie hitches herself to Marshmallow, a giant, overly enthusiastic goat with a mind of his own, things go from silly to spectacularly out of control. With trampoline launches, tangled ropes, and a not-so-practical cart involved, chaos is inevitable. Set in the scenic countryside, this story reminds us that even the worst ideas can lead to the best memories. Perfect for ages 4 to 8 this joyful adventure celebrates creativity, courage, and the kind of mistakes that make childhood unforgettable.