INSIDE GREETING: "Which Explains Why You're Such A Wise Ass. Happy Birthday!" COVER - On Your Birthday, Remember, With Age Comes Wisdom. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The ideal, Hilarious card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact! Featuring a lovely lady in a gorgeous vintage gown seated upon a gilded stuffed chair against a colorful strobing background, said beautiful retro babe expounding wise and witty personality advice - what's "not" to like about this funny and fabulous Birthday card!? All of your getting-older friends, relatives and coworkers gifted with refined senses of taste and well-developed senses of humor will absolutely love receiving the stunning, stylish, laugh-out-loud B-Day greeting. Or they haven't put enough years "behind" them to be truly wise.