Archie Pine is the love of my life. Not that he knows that, of course, because that would be parasocial and creepy and weird. Which I am not. I’m cute, obsessive, and starstruck - especially when Archie’s uncle shows up to offer me the deal of the lifetime. Let him kidnap me, and I’ll get to meet Archie in the flesh . Nevermind that I’ve never been able to work up the courage to approach the object of my affections at any of his many public appearances. And nevermind the fact that I have no clue what to do with the man when he's finally right in front of me . All that matters is that I'm here, and Archie... Archie's been... Stalking me back? Oh No, My Stalker Is Cute! is a closed-door dark romantic comedy with mutual stalking, a marriage of questionable convenience, and a whole lot of hilarity. Reader expectations are located after the title page and are highly recommended for the best reader experience.