Contains the fresh, model-pleasing scent of victory. Comes in crisp, clean scents cooked up in our Old Spice scent kitchen. Increases your awesomeabilityness. Using this is like chumming the air for pretty ladies who are doctors that supermodel in their spare time. They won’t be able to see the source of the square-jawed quarterbackliness hanging in the air until they start biting on you. And by then, it’s way too late for them.