OUR CHICKEN LITTLE The First Hundred Days : THREE FABLES IN FEATHERS Political Satire, National Delusion, and the President Who Cried Sky In a nation governed by slogans, suspiciously long red ties, and a bird with more ego than insight, Our Chicken Little takes center stage in this trilogy of satirical fables that blend political absurdity with wit and whimsy, in the style of the late Sir Terry Pratchett. The Sky Is Falling A U.S. President like no other—feathered, flustered, and fundamentally confused—declares an existential crisis: the sky is falling! With wings flapping and headlines flashing, Chicken Little’s apocalyptic warning grips the nation. But behind every good panic is a profit, and Mr. Foxy Nu, slick media mogul and chaos connoisseur, is ready to monetize the mayhem. As the nation riots and stock prices in "Fox Oil" mysteriously skyrocket, Chicken Little embarks on a desperate quest to find Mr. Pentagon, who might understand what’s actually happening. The Department of DOGE and the Emperor’s New Suit In this reimagining of The Emperor’s New Clothes , Chicken Little, craving admiration and efficiency (but mostly admiration), launches the Department of DOGE —a new bureaucratic monstrosity run by Mr. Wolf and buzzwords. Its first project, cut government, its second project spend all the savings on a new suit for the President! A magnificent suit made of “Unobtanium,” visible only to the intelligent and fashionable. As tailors D. Fraudit and Scarper con their way into national fame and invisible couture becomes a patriotic requirement, Chicken Little struts naked down the runway, cheered on by citizens too afraid—or too invested—to admit what they see. The Tariff War Flush with imaginary triumphs and buoyed by his own bombast, Chicken Little turns to international diplomacy—by declaring a global trade war. Targeting everything from rival nations to penguin-populated Antarctica, his policies are built on bluster and broadcast in real-time. As the economy crashes, ration coupons replace jobs, and America’s fishing fleets are wiped out by indignant penguins, Chicken Little insists it’s all going according to plan. After all, the Supreme Minister of Guberland just gave him a thumbs-up emoji.