Pacific Pelican High Performance Blinker Fluid - Humorous Gag Gift | for All Makes & Models | Car Guy Gift | Upto 10000 Blinks| 16 FL OZ Empty Bottle

$11.99
by Pacific Pelican

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High Performance Blinker Fluids: Is your Car’s Blinker Running low? Want to Avoid Accidents? Get your Blinkers Brightened Up with our Blinker Fluid. Blinker Fluid for All Makes and Models. Lasts Up to 10,000+ Blinks!! Made from Premium Quality Synthetic Blend. Why Blinker Fluids: For those moments when your blinker seems a little sluggish, or simply for the peace of mind knowing that your turn signals are properly lubricated. Unleash the full potential of your blinkers with our top-of-the-line High Performance Blinker Fluid. Direction for Use: Carefully locate Blinker Reservoir, if you can’t find it, ask someone to help you look in a public space. Pour Carefully, do not overfill, as blinker might become slippery to flash. Allow 1-2 hours for blinker to settle. Keep your Blinker fully hydrated. Safety Information: There’s no Liquid or Hazardous Materials. Fun Automotive Gift in 16oz Empty Bottle. The content of this product is 100% imaginary. Highly recommended for a good time. Using this product may lead to uncontrollable laughter and occasional dad joke. Disclaimer: This is an empty Bottle. It is a novelty product and is intended for humorous purposes only. It won’t actually improve your blinker performance. If you believed it would, please hand over your car keys – it’s for your own safety The term "blinker fluid" is a fictional and humorous term that is often used in the context of automotive maintenance to make fun of people who are unskilled or easily fooled. The joke implies that certain cars, particularly those equipped with turn signals or "blinkers," need a specific fluid in order to operate correctly. In reality, there is no such thing as blinker fluid. Turn signals operate electronically, and their function is not dependent on any type of fluid. The term is commonly used as a joke to play on someone who may not be familiar with car maintenance.

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