As Halloween approaches, full-figured P. I. Savannah Reid finds herself knee-deep in tricks and treats when a member of The Skeleton Key Three, a celebutante clique, goes missing, and the wealthy host of the annual Halloween bash is murdered. Poisoned Tarts A SAVANNAH REID MYSTERY By G.A. McKevett KENSINGTON BOOKS Copyright © 2007 G.A. McKevett and Kensington Publishing Corporation All right reserved. ISBN: 978-0-7582-1552-9 Chapter One "Palm trees and jack-o'-lanterns. Yuck," Savannah Reid said as she entered the supermarket and skirted around a display of chrysanthemums, colorful gourds, and pumpkins-some of which had snaggletoothed smiles scrawled on them with black permanent marker. "I hate autumn and winter in Southern California. I mean, I love California in the spring and summer, but holidays just bite if you don't have the right weather to go with them." Her companion Dirk Coulter answered with a disgruntled grunt, communicating his disgust at being dragged along on this little shopping foray. Dirk hated grocery shopping nearly as much as he hated watching soap operas and chick flicks or listening to "female prattle." And in his opinion, any discussion that didn't revolve around sports or things police-related, constituted "female prattle." "How's a body supposed to get into the Halloween spirit when it's eighty degrees out?" Savannah said as she yanked a shopping cart out of the queue. "No frost on the pumpkin. Nary a fodder in the shock in sight. How depressing." "Fodder in the shock? What the hell's fodder?" he asked as he took the cart from her and began to push it himself. Detective Sergeant Dirk Coulter might not be up on his Victorian poets, but he was a gentleman when it came to opening doors and pushing shopping carts. "Oh, shoot, I don't know," Savannah said, her Georgia drawl even more pronounced than usual-as it tended to be when she was aggravated-"but I need some of it around to get in the mood. How am I going to give a good Halloween party without the smell of burning leaves in the air, that crisp morning cold that gets your blood flowing and-?" "Oh, enough of your griping, woman. You'll give your Halloween party the same way you do Thanksgiving and Christmas. You'll decorate your house with way too much junk and cook way too much food and invite all of us over and make us dress up in stupid stuff and ..." "I told you last Christmas that you don't have to dress up anymore. I just plumb gave up on that after seeing you as a maid a-milkin'. Lord help us, I still have nightmares about that." " You have nightmares! My skin still crawls when I think of how I allowed myself to be talked into wearing a dress and putting a mop on my head." "Free food." "What?" "I told you that if you wanted to sink your chompers into that fine holiday feast of mine, you had to play along." She giggled, recalling the sight-Dirk with milk bucket in hand, yellow yarn mop on head, inflated boobs straining against the front of a pink floral jersey dress. He had balked at the ruby red lipstick and chandelier earrings. Dirk had a few standards, free food or no. "Don't worry, buddy," she said. "I won't ever ask you to do that again. I have to draw a line somewhere at how much humiliation I heap on a body. Even you." "Gee, thanks." He followed her past the jack-o'-lantern display and into the produce aisle. "So, what do I have to do to earn all the good food you're going to feed us at this party you're giving?" "Just help me shop," she said. When he grinned brightly, she decided to push her luck. "... and help me carve a couple of pumpkins." His face fell until she added, "... you know, scoop out the guts-the gross stuff that us girls don't like to do." He perked up again. She chuckled, reminding herself that manly men like Coulter needed special handling. "Why don't you take the cart to the other side of the store and load up on some beer? And on the way back, hit the chip aisle and get whatever you think we need." "Really? Wow. Okay. Cool." In seconds, she was watching him retreat with far more vigor in his step as he headed across the front of the store to the refrigerated beer coolers on the opposite side. And not for the first time in the many years she had known him, it occurred to Savannah that watching Dirk walk away wasn't totally without its rewards. He might be over forty and not the hard body he'd been when they had met nearly twenty years ago, but he still filled out his Levi's quite nicely. And among his other nice assets was the fact that after all these years, she could still feel him watch her walk away with the same rapt attention. And since she had gained two decades and thirty pounds since they'd met, she couldn't help being grateful. You just really had to love a guy who sincerely liked his women well-rounded. Once he disappeared around the corner, she focused on the task at hand. It wasn't easy putting on a successful Halloween part