***SPECIAL EDITION!*** Enjoy the LIMITED RUN of Full Color Headers, Page Breaks and Text Messages. We all have those friends or family members who are either constantly renovating, or forever buying new furniture for their home. Have you ever wondered why? Well I have, and the other day while I met my best friend and soon to be sister in-law for lunch I decided to ask the burning question. Why do they continue to buy and replace the same stuff over and over again right? The explanation she gave me will blow your socks off, literally, as it turns out. Janie recounts the explosive, furniture-breaking story of how she and my brother, Zachary, began their secret, high-intensity love affair. Welcome to the unvarnished telling of Poorly Made Furniture and Aggressive S3x, A Deconstructive Love Story.