"Pride And Prejuidice Plus Hanky-Panky" is Jane Austen’s masterpiece sexed-up and updated to 2026 — with a happy abundance of steamy sex scenes. Some examples: 1. Miss Elizabeth sleeps with Wickham in several hot trysts before she finds out the truth about him. 2. Bingley climbs into bed with Miss Jane when she is recovering from flu during her first visit to Netherfield. 3. Kitty and Lydia meet men for sex on dating sites. 4. Both Bingley and Jane, as well as Elizabeth and Darcy, engage in feverish pre-marital fornication. 5. Mary is the only virgin; her four sisters are known to be the horniest hussies in the Hamptons, where the Bennets live. As for Mrs Bennet, she is more than the fretting bundle of nerves we know so well. She also breeds horses; one runs in the Kentucky Derby. Her husband Mr Bennet is running for Congress as a democratic socialist, endorsed by Bernie Sanders and AOC. The Bennet family members love smoking pot together. They often start their day by passing a bong around the breakfast table. The novel is written in Jane Austen’s inimitable style and contains liberal amounts of her original text. As you can imagine, Pride And Prejudice Plus Hanky-Panky is a total hoot and will amuse millions. A quick and easy read, it’s only 40,000 words long — short enough to be a novella.