Amid the madness, murder, and melancholy of Hamlet , there’s one woman keeping it all together—one snip at a time. Meet Ruby, the sharp-tongued, quick-witted hairdresser to the Danish royal court. Whether she’s taming Ophelia’s tragic tresses, adjusting Gertrude’s regal updo, or dodging passive-aggressive styling requests from the Ghost, Ruby has seen—and heard—it all. As the castle descends into chaos, Ruby’s salon becomes the unofficial confession booth for Denmark’s most dysfunctional family. With a comb in one hand and a cutting remark in the other, she dishes out snark, unsolicited advice, and the occasional existential wisdom (with a side of hairspray). But when things start getting really dramatic, will Ruby stay behind the scenes, or is it time for her to take center stage? A hilarious reimagining of Shakespeare’s classic tragedy—this time, with better hair.