Do you need a really, REALLY good laugh? If so, then you've come to the right place my friend. Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication these days and you won't believe how some people abuse the privilege. But no worries, that's exactly why this book exists - to show you the gloriously hilarious things that can happen when modern technology meets modern (yet confounded) humans. Whether it's clueless parents who don't know how to use their smartphones (comedy gold!), or bored, yet clever teens that want to mess around with their friends, this book does not discriminate. If it is real, if it is bizarre, and most importantly, it s#*t-in-your-pants funny, then this book has it! Here are just a few of the gems you will find inside: Son: "Hey Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you said 'no butter for a week?'" Father: "Yeah?" Son: "And when I killed that honeybee you said 'no honey for a week?'" Father: "Yeah, that was a month ago, so what?" Son: "Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?" Father: "..." -------------------------------------------------------- Friend 1: “What’s your street name?” Friend 2: “Lil Marco” Friend 1: “You live on a street named Lil Marco?” Friend 2: “….oh, you wanted me street address?” So "treat-yo-self" to a good laugh, a good time, and a brighter day! You deserve it! Parents take caution - this book contains humor that is NOT suitable for children.