Gonzo Non-Fiction piece on the destructive, corrosive effect corporate culture has had on pro football, basketball and baseball in the United States over the last several decades, from the point-of-view of someone who grew up playing and loving these sports, but has mostly given up on them as a fan because of the ways in which the owners and league management run things. Interweaving rhetorical argument, history, statistics, details about loved and hated players and teams, personal anecdotes, and freewheeling asides, the overarching argument is that the players and players' associations should find a way to free themselves of the leagues and go into business for themselves.