Sam Graham wants a cell phone to help him with his research, but when his parents say no, he has to come up with another way to keep all the info he needs in his pocket in this hilarious fifth chapter book in the Sam the Man series from Frances O’Roark Dowell. Here are the facts: Sam Graham is an information man. But to get information, you need to do research. You never know when you’ll need an urgent piece of info—like, say, the number for a chicken emergency hotline—so a resource for instant research is a must! This is why Sam needs a cell phone. Unfortunately, Mom and Dad disagree. So, Sam has to come up with a plan. But what is small enough to fit in your pocket and can hold all the information you need? Sam will have to go old-school with his latest plan and use a handy notebook instead. Luckily, retro is in, and à la Nick in Andrew Clements’s Frindle , Sam might just start the latest trend! Frances O’Roark Dowell is the bestselling and critically acclaimed author of Dovey Coe , which won the Edgar Award and the William Allen White Award; Where I’d Like to Be ; The Secret Language of Girls and its sequels The Kind of Friends We Used to Be and The Sound of Your Voice, Only Really Far Away ; Chicken Boy ; Shooting the Moon , which was awarded the Christopher Award; the Phineas L. MacGuire series; Falling In ; The Second Life of Abigail Walker , which received three starred reviews; Anybody Shining; Ten Miles Past Normal ; Trouble the Water ; the Sam the Man series; The Class ; How to Build a Story ; and most recently, Hazard . She lives with her family in Durham, North Carolina. Connect with Frances online at FrancesDowell.com. Amy June Bates is the author-illustrator of The Big Umbrella and The Welcome Home . She is also the illustrator of the New York Times bestseller The Leadership Journey by Doris Kearns Goodwin; Sweet Dreams and That’s What I’d Do , both by singer-songwriter Jewel; Waiting for the Magic by Patricia MacLachlan; Joey: The Story of Joe Biden by Dr. Jill Biden; and many others. She has three children and lives in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, with her husband and her devilishly handsome Labrador, Mr. Mochi. Sam the Man & the Cell Phone Plan Chapter One Sam “Just the Facts” Graham Sam Graham was an information man. In his room he had three books about chickens, seven books about monster trucks, one copy of Guinness World Records, and a comic book called Everything You Need to Know About the Solar System. When his second-grade class went to the library, Sam helped the other kids look things up on the computer. He helped Emily find websites about bird calls, and he helped Will look up statistics on his favorite college football team. When Sam needed facts about his favorite food group, he knew the best thing to type into the search engine box was “frozen waffles history,” because if he just typed “frozen waffles,” all the hits would be commercials, and commercials never had facts in them. Sam liked facts. He liked researching facts about interesting topics. He liked sharing the facts he learned with other people. Which is why Sam Graham needed his very own phone. “A phone? Why on earth does a second grader need a phone?” Sam’s mom asked when Sam told her what he wanted for his birthday. She was sitting at the breakfast table, reading the newspaper on her laptop computer. “I like looking things up,” Sam said, taking a bite of his frozen waffle. “It would be nice if I could look up stuff while I was on the school bus or taking care of the chickens in Mrs. Kerner’s backyard. And if I had a phone and there was a chicken emergency, I could call 9-1-1.” “You don’t call 9-1-1 for chickens, Sam the Man,” Sam’s sister, Annabelle, told him. “You’d get in trouble if you did.” “Well, I could call you or Mom or Dad, then,” Sam said. “Or the chicken hotline.” “Is there really a chicken hotline?” Sam’s mom asked, looking over her computer screen at Sam and Annabelle. “If I had a phone, I could look it up and see,” Sam said. Annabelle took out her phone from her back pocket. “I’ll check.” “No phones at the table, Annabelle,” Sam’s mom said. “You know the rules.” “But you have your laptop at the table,” Annabelle pointed out. “That’s almost the same as a phone.” “In this case, my laptop is really a newspaper,” Sam’s mom said. “So it’s different.” “If I had a phone, I could read the paper too,” Sam said. “My phone could be a newspaper or a book or an encyclopedia or a radio.” Sam’s dad walked into the kitchen. He had his phone in his hand and was texting someone. “And I could text you if I had to stay late for school or needed to come home because I had a stomachache,” Sam continued. “I could do a million things with a phone.” “You’re too young for a phone, Sam the Man,” Sam’s dad said, putting his phone on the kitchen counter. “You spend too much time looking at screens as it is.” Sam poured some more syrup on his frozen waf