"Any nice Jewish girl who follows Ms. Avi's advice can catch the Jewish stallion (or near-sighted miniature horse) of her dreams and have a (matzoh) ball doing it. This is a must read for Jewish single gals". -Lori Uscher-Pines, PhD, author of the Get Your Man to Marry You Plan Secrets of Shiksa Appeal is the sultry, no-holds barred guide to Jewish dating in a post-shtetl society. Ms. Avi, the ultimate yenta, will show her naughty tactics to attract your shul-mate before that chick with no knowledge of a kugel gets him first. This sassy guide reveals the secrets to: Dressing like the girl his mother never wanted him to date Piquing the interest of Jewish men in any setting Challenging him more than World of Warcraft Choosing the perfect shiksa gift Keeping him hooked after a good shtup Letting him think he controls the relationship, even though he doesn't Using her no-BS approach, Ms. Avi provides techniques you can use to coerce Jewish men to date within their kind. Discover the dirty secrets to what Jewish men really want . . . he'll never crave Christmas ham again. Secrets of Shiksa Appeal Eight Steps to Attract Your Shul-Mate By Avi Roseman iUniverse, Inc. Copyright © 2011 Avi Roseman All right reserved. ISBN: 978-1-4502-8999-3 Contents Acknowledgements:.................................................................................................ixIntroduction:.....................................................................................................1Chapter 1—Shiksify Your Look: Be Yourself, Just Better......................................................15Chapter 2—Playing Hard to Get, Shiksa Style.................................................................26Chapter 3—Where to Meet a Mensch and Other Awkward Party Situations.........................................37Chapter 4—Online, Speed-Dating, and Set-Ups: Toto, We're Not in the Old Country Anymore.....................52Chapter 5—Date Like a Shiksa................................................................................69Chapter 6—Let Him Define the Relationship (Or at Least Let Him Believe That):...............................84Chapter 7—Be the Preacher's Daughter: Sex, Sin, and Recognizing the Kosher Player...........................94Chapter 8—Evaluate Like the Shiksa: Is He Actually your Prince Mensching?...................................104Concluding Thoughts:..............................................................................................115Selected Bibliography and Recommended Reading.....................................................................119 Chapter One Shiksify Your Look: Be Yourself, Just Better Not every Jewish girl can have naturally blonde hair, but all Jewish girls can morph into the shiksa goddess he's not supposed to date. He'll feel badass because he's dating you, but yet his family will approve—and he'll love it! All you need to do is shiksify your look ... So how do you go about shiksifying your look? The first step is to think about what your mother looks like—and try to look nothing like her. Even if she's a looker like Bette Midler, she is still a Jewish mother, and therefore you want to be nothing like her (unless she is a convert, and then she really knows her shiksa appeal). Most guys would rather date Susan Boyle than date someone who looks or acts like their mother. Even if the Jewish girl has the same face, body, and hair type as his mother, if she acts differently and dresses differently, then he will not perceive her to be like the woman whose uterus he spent nine months in. I know, I know—all Jewish women will eventually turn into Jewish mothers. The trick is to prevent him from seeing you in that light. Although this chapter is about looks, it extends beyond the superficial. You need to dress and act like the shiksa vixen he wants to be with, but shouldn't. She knows how to attract a man, not mother a man. Oh, and don't forget Bubbe. Avoid mimicking her, too. As much as everyone loves Bubbe, she's not attracting the hotties like she used to with her blinged-out Juicy Couture purple sweat suit. She's in Fort Lauderdale, where the ratio of women to men in her retirement community is six to one. This chapter isn't first because I'm shallow, nor is it first because men are shallow. Men are visual , not shallow ... and this gives them the appearance of shallowness. And as long as you accept this fact, you are on the path to success with men. If this book is a menorah, then looking good is the Shamash, the tallest candle. The Shamash is the first candle lit, and it is used to light all the other candles on the menorah. You don't have confidence without looking good, and you don't get dates without looking good (unless, of course, your JDate picture looks good). You Are Sexy! Looking your best means being a confident woman above all else. Don't let those magazines, filled with girls who haven't eaten anything more than a mat