Ever bought $2,000 speakers out of a van in a Hooters parking lot for $300 cash? No? Good. Yes? Even better. Either way, buckle up. Sellin’ Out: True Stories From the White Van Speaker Scam is your all-access pass into one of the wildest underground hustles of the last 45 years. You cannot make these stories up. Written by Craig and Kristy Riley, this raw, hilarious, and downright jaw-dropping book pulls back the curtain on the infamous white van speaker scam - a street-level sales operation that blurred the line between legal and shady. These aren’t recycled urban legends. These are true stories from the front lines: real cities, real characters, real chaos. With chapter titles like The Brown Cocaine Story, Partying With Charlie Sheen, Bucket Full of Condoms and Get Your Drag Queen Ass Up and Come Talk to Me, you can imagine how hard it will be to put this book down. In this book you’ll discover: How normal dudes became speaker guys with a van full of "high-end" audio equipment - What it was like to live on the road, waking up broke every day with zero leads - The dirty tricks, the clever pitches, and the crazy guys who ran the show - The most insane, outrageous, and downright stupid moments that actually happened - Why some people got rich…and others got arrested - And how the scam evolved and still to this day refuses to die This isn’t a how-to book - it’s a how-we-did-it confession. From a wild night in a Mexican brothel, to a lifetime ban from Disney, to waking up to a sawed-off shotgun. And that’s just the beginning. Part Wolf of Wall Street , part The Dirt , and all true, S ellin’ Out will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning how any of this actually happened. So if you’ve ever bought speakers out of a van, almost bought speakers out of a van, or just want to know how it’s even possible to make a living like this… Scroll up and grab your copy now. It’s the most fun you’ll ever have reading. Broken down into quick stories, perfect for readers and non-readers alike. Craig Riley once made his living fast-talking strangers into buying "high-end" speakers out of vans in parking lots across America. Fueled by fast cash and the thrill of the hustle, he spent years spinning outrageous stories, dodging cops, and somehow turning pure nonsense into money. In his heyday he owned multiple speaker offices throughout the country.These days, he's swapped the scams for suburbia. Instead of hustling strangers in parking lots, he's coaching youth football, making carpool runs, and annoying his wife Kristy by practicing old pitches on unsuspecting neighbors. Same wild energy just with fewer misdemeanor charges. Kristy Riley never thought she'd go from writing about nap schedules and toddler tantrums to writing stories about cops, cons, and sketchy van deals but here we are. Once a mommy blogger armed with Pinterest boards and diaper-bag hacks, Kristy has officially swerved lanes into true crime comedy with Sellin' Out: True Stories From the White Van Speaker Scam.She brings the same sharp wit she once used to survive PTA meetings and Target meltdowns to wrangling her husband Craig's outrageous hustler tales. Kristy is living proof that one day you can write about sleep training, and the next you can write about police chases and fake "high-end" speakers.She still drinks too much wine and has no less than 30 open computer tabs at any given moment.