Two American travel writers and a country unaware that it's the battlefield, as seen through the eyes of Highland Cows. Step into Smackdown in Scotland: The Highland Cow Edition , where tales unfold through the eyes of two unlikely narrators—Highland cows Angus and Flora. Scotland may be known for its iconic castles, lochs, and legends, but these coos are here to show you the Scotland that tourists rarely see—and they’ve got stories to share! Hidden Gems Angus and Flora share their observations of enchanting glens and the rugged Highlands, and paint vivid pictures of Scotland’s gems, both hidden and not. From the Isle of Skye to Loch Ness to the Orkney Islands, you’ll gain an entirely new perspective of this land. Then these coos explore the serene beauty of Glen Lyon, where ancient trees and rivers hold secrets of the past, and help you imagine Aberdeenshire’s villages where locals still speak Doric and Wi-Fi is but a myth. Brave the wild hike to the roaring Falls of Glomach, take a sip in Dufftown’s coziest pub or retreat into the remote bothies of the Highlands for a true Scottish escape. Bonnie Scotland But it’s not just about the places—it’s about the people, the humor, and the heart of Scotland. With each story, Angus and Flora share their witty insights on Scottish life, from whisky banter to quirky village traditions, all while chewing their cud and dodging tourists and their selfie sticks. Whether you’re craving a little adventure, a hearty laugh, or a glimpse into the untamed beauty of Scotland, these short stories take you on a delightful journey that leaves you yearning to wander off the beaten path. And if you should find yourself here, in the land of unicorns, perhaps you'll give a wee wave to a Highland cow along the way. Buy a copy today. To get the full immersive human experience, add the book that started it all: Smackdown in Scotland: An Unh o ly Travel Adventure where two Americans invade Scotland in a heated battle over a job that doesn't exist.