A Funny Cruise-Port Travel Guide for Smart Women Who Love Sunshine, Tacos & Tequila By Colette Wiest Eight hours. One island. Unlimited potential for chaos. If your cruise stops in Cozumel and you’re determined to squeeze every drop of fun out of your short day in paradise — without losing a flipper, your dignity, or a mortgage payment on a cruise offered excursion — this guide is for you. With a voice that’s equal parts hilarious travel buddy and helpful cruise insider , author Colette Wiest gives you the real deal on making the most of your time ashore. Inside you’ll find: The 10 Best Things to Do in Cozumel — from beach clubs to bar crawls, with timing tips for cruisers The Five (Okay, Seven) Things NOT to Do — including how SPF 8 betrayed us all Honest reviews of Cozumel’s top beach breaks for couples, families, and “drink-package champions” What to pack, leave, and absolutely not smuggle back on the ship Bonus advice for divers, shoppers, and last-minute dashers (because ship time waits for no one) It’s funny, it’s useful, and it’s the most entertaining cruise guide you’ll actually read . Whether you’re a first-time cruiser or a seasoned sunburn survivor, this book will help you plan the perfect Cozumel day — with laughs, local insight, and zero regrets. Because in the Unapologetic Wander er Cruise world, sunscreen, sarcasm, and bottled water are all essential travel gear.