The Ultimate Sports Bathroom Reader Why waste your bathroom break scrolling your phone when you could be reading about the Miracle on Ice, the Hand of God, Tiger’s comeback at the Masters, or the time a Canadian hockey player scored from a car park ? Sports Facts for Your Bathroom Break is packed with hundreds of bite-sized stories, trivia tidbits, and quirky anecdotes from the world of sports. From baseball diamonds and football fields to curling rinks and cheese-rolling hills, this book has it all—and it’s designed specifically for those moments when you need a quick read and a good laugh. What’s Inside? This book covers the sports you love (and some you’ve probably never even heard of). Each section blends short facts (quick bathroom reads) with slightly longer mini-stories (perfect for when the fiber kicks in). Sports Facts for Your Bathroom Break is your ticket to ditching the doomscroll. With this book, you’ll step away from the phone and into a world of fun trivia that actually sticks. You’ll emerge not only “relieved,” but also armed with stories that can impress friends, annoy coworkers, or win trivia night. It’s family-safe too. While the book is aimed at adults and teens, it’s perfectly fine if younger readers (ages 6–12) pick it up out of curiosity. The only thing they’ll find inside is fun trivia and the occasional groan-worthy pun. Who Is This Book For? Sports Fans – from casual watchers to trivia diehards, there’s something here for everyone. - Trivia Lovers – if you live for random knowledge, this is your new favorite bathroom companion. - Families – safe, clean content makes it fun for teens and adults, with no awkward surprises if kids peek inside. - Gift Givers – perfect as a stocking stuffer, gag gift, Father’s Day surprise, or for anyone who spends “extra innings” on the porcelain throne. - The Chronically Online – for those who want to put the phone down and still stay entertained. Part of the On the Throne and Off the Phone Series This sports edition is just the beginning. On the Throne and Off the Phone is a growing series of bathroom readers, each tackling a different topic with the same winning formula.