Swim Like The Boat Sunk, Bike Like You Stole It, Run For Your Life. Funny quote item for an ambitious triathlete. For a triathlon, training session, multisport competition, contest or ultra triathlons. For a coach, swimmer, runner, biker or cyclist. Perfect birthday, father's or mother's day gift or Christmas present for your mom, dad, grandpa, grandma, husband, wife, little sister, big brother, uncle, aunt, son, daughter, granddaughter, grandson, nephew, niece, cousin, bestie or best friend. Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem