The Knight of the Trillion-Dollar Windmills The $1 Trillion Tesla Pay Package Reimagined as a Modern Fable By Russ McGinn When a visionary knight named Sir Elon of Tesla vows to conquer the impossible, the realm calls him mad. Armed with nothing but invention and defiance, he rides into battle against windmills made of markets, giants named Regulation and Reality, and the Enchanters of Wall Street who guard the gates of gold. This richly illustrated modern fable transforms Elon Musk’s trillion-dollar Tesla pay package into a timeless Don Quixote-style quest —a satire of ambition, belief, and the strange magic of modern capitalism. Each glowing page brings the legend to life with cinematic art that fuses medieval myth and Silicon Valley futurism. Will the knight claim his twelve golden gates and become the world’s first trillionaire? Or will he discover that the true treasure was never the gold—but the world he built on the way to it? A story for dreamers, builders, and fools who believe the impossible is still worth chasing. Keywords: Elon Musk story, Don Quixote satire, Tesla quest, modern fable, business allegory, trillionaire myth, visionary leadership, tech parable, illustrated gift book, Russ McGinn.