THE ULTIMATE SWIFTIE GAME: PLAY. SLAY. SCORE POINTS.

$9.99
by REMY OH

Shop Now
LOWEST PRICE FOR THE HOLIDAYS... STOCKING STUFFER = SOLVED 💖 The Funniest Swiftie Book Ever. JUST RELEASED . A glitter-drenched comedy written by Queen Olivia Benson (Yes, Taylor Swift’s cat). This isn’t your average fan book — it’s a keepsake. A full-blown Swiftie adventure. 160 jumbo pages packed with trivia, puzzles, and royal feline drama. Whether you’re a Day One Swiftie, a Senior Swiftie, an All-Around Swiftie, or a Swifty (cats can’t spell) — this is the ultimate fan game to test your Era knowledge with a wink and a whisker. (If you're not a Swiftie, just a casual listener -- fine. Play the games, puzzles, and join the hunt for hundreds of Easter eggs. Olivia has plenty of snark and sarcasm for you too.) 🐾🐾 Not Just Another Trivia Book -- An Experience Inside, you’ll find: • 300+ facts and game questions spanning every Era — from Taylor Swift (Debut) to The Life of a Showgirl • Hundreds of Easter-eggs, brainteasers, word searches, and creative challenges • Detailed answers that turn every trivia question into a Swiftie mini class • Relentless commentary from a royal feline who grades your Swiftie skills with slow blinks, and hairballs. • Fan-level challenges from Boot Camp to Lyric Lab — can you survive? It’s all one super-fun game where you'll earn points to reach different levels. Along the way, you’ll uncover the truth about why one jealous Queen dislikes Travis Kelce — her only human competition. (Olivia says, “Jealous? Competition? Travis? Ha! He never even heard of Ophelia before the song! I had dinner with Ophelia and Hamlet during my second of nine lives.”) Everything weaves together with the fabulous, chaotic, royal life of Queen Olivia herself — a moat-owning, catnip-hoarding, car-collecting royal, with a horse named Travis, too many PhDs to count, and her portraits hanging beside the Mona Lisa at the Louvre, Paris. 🐾🐾 The Ultimate Swiftie Flex Perfect for Christmas gifts, holiday parties, Swiftie sleepovers, or road-trips. Play solo or in teams — all levels welcome. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself (of course you are) this highly illustrated keepsake is your fun, fun, funniest ticket into the Tayland playland. Co-Written By: A human with 19 top writing awards — including the Academy Awards’ Nicholl Fellowship. (Olivia says, “Big deal. I won 19 Nobel Pizza Prizes.”) REVIEWS "This book made me laugh and cry — and have my cats spayed immediately." — Cat Lady, Undisclosed Age "I brought this book to jury duty. I was scream-laughing, then dismissed for ‘emotional instability.’ Worth it." — Reputation-Era Fan "Olivia is a fantastic writer — funny, smart… but delusional. She called me from a helicopter landing on a yacht in St. Tropez on her way to meet James Bond, then asked why I thought she had delusions." — Newly Retired Therapist Play. Slay. Score. Step into Olivia Benson’s world — if you dare. If you don’t find the Queen funny, you’re probably a dog. The Ultimate Swiftie Game™ is an independent original parody creation of Queen Olivia Benson and Remy Oh. (The Queen insists Remy had nothing to do with it, except adding typos).

Customer Reviews

No ratings. Be the first to rate

 customer ratings


How are ratings calculated?
To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzes reviews to verify trustworthiness.

Review This Product

Share your thoughts with other customers