Mortimer J. Moose didn't always hang on the wall in the home of The Brothers Three. He used to belong to a man so dastardly, so wiley, that he could only be called one thing... Grandpa. How did Grandpa and Mort end up mortal enemies you ask? good question. The Moose Kisser reveals Mort's tale along with many others! Including tales about barking spiders, brainless snowmaniacs, hugging momsters, mouthclops', and of course, moose smoochers