When a cat gets a smartphone, chaos—and numerous texts about gravy and catnip—inevitably follow. Get ready for a year of pure cattitude with the Texts from Mittens 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar . Each page of this daily calendar serves up a strong dose of feline chaos and text-capades—not to mention questionable poetry. Whether Mitty’s binge-watching Judge Judy or ordering pizzas in bulk, his texts never disappoint. Featuring all-new schemes and fur-fueled drama, this calendar is a pawsome gift for cat lovers who suspects their fluffy feline is plotting something truly nefurrious.   Features include: No single-use plastic - Page size: 4.606" x 4.606" - Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display - Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink - Full-color tear-off pages - Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia - Day/Date reference on each page - Combined weekend pages - Official major world holidays and observances - All-new hysterical text messages between a sassy housecat and his very patient human Angie Bailey is an award-winning author and humorist. She's the creator of the Texts from Mittens website, books, and calendars, whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds , and co-author of Little House Life Hacks (Running Press, 2023). Besides more than a decade of published writing about cats, cat humor, and cats doing people things, Angie enjoys writing about Gen X pop culture. She lives in Minneapolis with her husband and two cats who think it’s always mealtime.