Decentralize your pantry. Fork your finance. Eat the rich. This is not your average blockchain book. This is a rogue manual of rituals, tools, and anti-recipes for anyone ready to stir the pot of financial dissent and cook up some cryptographic chaos. The Anarchist’s Crypto Cookbook is a Kindle-friendly zine-forged field guide for those who refuse compliance. Inside you'll find: Burner wallet rituals and mixer sauces - Darknet grocery runs and DAO sabotage goulash - Protest token templates and exorcisms for cursed coins - Real tools. Real tactics. Real dangerous ideas. - And a glossary that would get you flagged at an airport. Crafted by the mind of A.B. Gobling, this is part rebellion, part satire, and part survival strategy for the digitally ungovernable. Whether you're here to protect your privacy, start a meme-driven uprising, or just see what happens when you cook your seed phrase over an open flame— this book is your kitchen. Warning: Contains no financial advice. Only fire.