Think you know the Emperor of France? Think again. Napoleon Bonaparte wasn't a giant of history—he was a 5-foot-1 'Special Individual' held together by three-inch wooden shims, lavender sleepy powder, and a hand-twitch that could power a small village. Let's follow the life of Napoleon, the Duke of Wellington, and a greedy ghost that seeks reparation. We will learn about the clacking floors of Notre Dame to the sticky, macaron-filled mud of Waterloo, follow the 'Stilt-King' as he attempts to conquer Europe while balancing on mahogany blocks. It’s a tale of imperial tantrums, a 'Public Utility' wife, and the British belt that finally reset a man’s ancestors. History isn't written by the victors; it’s written by the man who saw the Emperor melt like a scoop of gelato."