If you can think of a good fish pun, let minnow. How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan do it. Why did the jellyfish cross the road? To get to the other tide. What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca bag for you – we're going on holiday. A lady from Kalamazoo Played notes on a didgeridoo. Along came a spider Who sat down beside her; In terror, she fled to Peru. A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?" The parrot replies, "In the street outside. They're everywhere." An Arctic tern falls asleep on an iceberg. When he wakes up, he finds himself encased in ice, floating in the middle of the ocean. Suddenly he spots the horn of a narwhal nearby. Thanking his good fortune, he calls out to the narwhal. The narwhal comes over and the Arctic tern says, "Thank goodness you're around, Mr Narwhal! Could you break the ice?" The narwhal stares at him for a bit and then says, "Okay, so what are your hobbies?" This book contains a collection of over 300 animal jokes. The collection includes one-liners, "light bulb" jokes, "cross the road" jokes, question and answer jokes, knock-knock jokes, limericks, bar jokes, and story jokes. The jokes are suitable for people of all ages.