The Bogus Bros Get a Pet — A Wild, Gross, Chaotic Adventure for Kids Ages 4–8! 🤪💨 Perfect for fans of Captain Underpants, Dog Man, and other laugh-out-loud, totally bonkers books. 📚🤣 Andy and Jerry Bogus want a pet. Not a cute pet. 🐶 Not a normal pet. 🐱 They want the MOST BOGUS PET EVER. 🤯 Armed with nets and questionable ideas, the brothers head into the wilderness… 🌲🕸️ and stumble onto something absolutely bananas: a green-and-yellow egg with a mustache. 🥚👨 But instead of hatching a furry friend, the egg cracks open and out pops Ted — a giant from Planet Fart. 💨👽 One magic fart-portal later, the Bogus Bros blast off into a world filled with huge feet, weird giants, dangerous dinners, booger trains, and nose-hair gymnastics. 🦶🤢🚂👃 It’s gross. 🤮 It’s chaotic. 😵💫 It’s totally Bogus. 🤘 And when the brothers almost get eaten by a giant who thinks they’d make tasty toppings for his hot dog bowl 🌭🧂, they have to pull off their wildest, stinkiest rescue mission yet. Kids Will Crack Up At: 😂 A giant who hatches out of an egg with a mustache 🥚👨 - Magic fart portals (yes… portals made of farts) 💨✨ - A booger big enough to ride like a train 🤧🚂 - Death-defying nose-hair swings 👃🪢 - Total, nonstop, Captain-Underpants-level chaos 🤪📚 Perfect For: ⭐ Kids ages 4–8 who love silly, gross-out humor 🤢🤣 - Fans of Captain Underpants, Dog Man, Cat Kid, and The Bad Guys 🦸♂️📚 - Reluctant readers who need BIG laughs to stay engaged 😂 - Fun family read-aloud time 👨👩👧👦📖 - Anyone who believes books should be silly, fast, and way too much fun ⚡🤩 Will the Bogus Bros ever get a pet? Probably not. 🙅♂️🐾 But they’ll definitely find trouble. 😈 Get ready for farts, giants, boogers, and the Bogus Bros’ most ridiculous plan yet. 💨👹🤧