The Bogus Bros Get a Pet โ A Wild, Gross, Chaotic Adventure for Kids Ages 4โ8! ๐คช๐จ Perfect for fans of Captain Underpants, Dog Man, and other laugh-out-loud, totally bonkers books. ๐๐คฃ Andy and Jerry Bogus want a pet. Not a cute pet. ๐ถ Not a normal pet. ๐ฑ They want the MOST BOGUS PET EVER. ๐คฏ Armed with nets and questionable ideas, the brothers head into the wildernessโฆ ๐ฒ๐ธ๏ธ and stumble onto something absolutely bananas: a green-and-yellow egg with a mustache. ๐ฅ๐จ But instead of hatching a furry friend, the egg cracks open and out pops Ted โ a giant from Planet Fart. ๐จ๐ฝ One magic fart-portal later, the Bogus Bros blast off into a world filled with huge feet, weird giants, dangerous dinners, booger trains, and nose-hair gymnastics. ๐ฆถ๐คข๐๐ Itโs gross. ๐คฎ Itโs chaotic. ๐ต๐ซ Itโs totally Bogus. ๐ค And when the brothers almost get eaten by a giant who thinks theyโd make tasty toppings for his hot dog bowl ๐ญ๐ง, they have to pull off their wildest, stinkiest rescue mission yet. Kids Will Crack Up At: ๐ A giant who hatches out of an egg with a mustache ๐ฅ๐จ - Magic fart portals (yesโฆ portals made of farts) ๐จโจ - A booger big enough to ride like a train ๐คง๐ - Death-defying nose-hair swings ๐๐ชข - Total, nonstop, Captain-Underpants-level chaos ๐คช๐ Perfect For: โญ Kids ages 4โ8 who love silly, gross-out humor ๐คข๐คฃ - Fans of Captain Underpants, Dog Man, Cat Kid, and The Bad Guys ๐ฆธโ๏ธ๐ - Reluctant readers who need BIG laughs to stay engaged ๐ - Fun family read-aloud time ๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐ฆ๐ - Anyone who believes books should be silly, fast, and way too much fun โก๐คฉ Will the Bogus Bros ever get a pet? Probably not. ๐
โ๏ธ๐พ But theyโll definitely find trouble. ๐ Get ready for farts, giants, boogers, and the Bogus Brosโ most ridiculous plan yet. ๐จ๐น๐คง