★★★★★ "Even though this book makes you go yuck my 8yr old loved it and as a parent, I got hooked and needed to keep reading with her." ★★★★★ "My 10 year old daughter is a voracious reader and this one really hit a high note for her. She has been giggling to herself throughout . . . If I ever manage to get hold of the Kindle she has claimed I will read it myself now." ★★★★★ "What a weird book. Downloaded it for my 6yr old who thoroughly loved it. Great to know that Mr and Mrs E-COLI loved their holiday too ;-)" The Grotty Spoon is not what you’d call a normal restaurant. ~ The food is revolting ~ The service is slow ~ The chairs are uncomfortable ~ The toilets are infested ~ The dishwasher is a Yak called Fee Fee ~ Every night something goes disastrously wrong in the kitchen ~ And it’s a holiday hotspot for jet-setting bacteria Mr Sprout, the cruel owner and talentless Head Chef, is as cold-hearted as a dead lizard. He’ll do anything to win a Golden Placemat Award. So when Mr Sprout goes looking for a Yumma Yum Bird, the Trainee Chef attempts to make a deadly curry, and Pierre the waiter is left to entertain the Awards Inspector, a recipe for disaster begins to bubble that will undoubtedly end with a gloriously gross BANG!!! (But on the bright side the E-coli Family will have a delightful holiday). This grotty eBook, self-illustrated with over thirty pencil drawings, is hands down the grottiest story ever told! If you enjoyed Roald Dahl’s The Twits or David Walliams’ Mr Stink , you’ll love The Grotty Spoon.