So, you think football is just a game? Think again! From Nottingham to Newcastle, Aston to Arsenal, The Complete Guide To The English Premier League is your ultimate passport into the wild, wonderful world of the most thrilling sports competition on Earth. Whether you’re a curious newcomer, a lapsed fan, or someone who once thought “Premier League” was a subscription TV package, this book is your backstage pass to 20 clubs, a hundred years of grudges, and millions of chanting, swearing, heartbroken fans. Written with love, and no small amount of mischief by Ross Carlisle and Joe Andrich, this is football with a pint in hand, not a calculator. Club-by-club, match-by-match, chant-by-questionable-chant, you’ll uncover the histories, rivalries, myths, magic and madness that make the Premier League a global obsession. Learn why Wolves fans howl in the Midlands night, what Robin Hood has to do with Forest, why Villa fans still dream of 1982, and what it really means when someone yells “UTV!” or “You Reds!” in the rain. No dry stats. No tedious tactics. Just a proper love letter to football’s greatest soap opera. Because the Premier League isn’t just the only thing in life. It’s far more important than that…