'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, ​ Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ​ Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, ​ With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high …  ​ It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa's moves – they're terrific with tinsel , their wrapping is rocking and just  LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking ! But that's not all . . . They've got another trick up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . . . ​ ​ An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of  The Dragon with the  Blazing Bottom  series.   Discover other books in the bestselling series:  The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom The Knight with the Blazing Bottom The Princess with the Blazing Bottom Big Bad Dragon Club Select Guide Rating