Geologists are possibly the best of all scientists; they are the most down to earth people and can really rock your world. Just like a good geologist, I have navigated the ends of the earth and dug deep, leaving no stone unturned, to collect all the best geology jokes and puns to then place those gems in this book. Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and like a volcano just go with the flow, but be prepared to erupt with lavagther, and have a gneiss day. “Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice” Will Durant