Janet and Michael are alien children that live on the Glob Planet of USE-A-LOT 3. The Globs are a happy people. They especially love drinking Snail Soda and having belching contests. But too much consumerism leads to pollution, and when the Globs finally run out of raw materials to make soda cans, Janet and Michael embark on a plan to teach the planet how to recycle. Outrageous and hilarious, with plenty of goofy voices to read out loud, plus bright, amusing illustrations, combine to turn a serious message into serious fun. JA Konrath has sold move than three million books worldwide. You can visit him at www.JAKonrath.com. Dan Maderak is a former art educator, circus performer, and is currently a freelance artist. As a child, I loved picture books. Particularly those that featured slightly naughty characters, like cats in hats and foxes in sockses. I enjoyed the rhyming words, the sound effects, and the silly drawings. Before my son was born, I created this children's book to read to him. I also made copies for friends to read to their children. I'm pleased that I'm finally able to share it with parents and kids around the world. Have fun making the burping and farting sounds--it's a guaranteed laugh for the nine and under crowd. And for the older crowd, too. JA KONRATH BIBLIOGRAPHY For the completists, or those with a bit of obsessive/compulsiveness, or the folks that just like my stuff and want to know how it all connects, I have a lot of recurring characters and intertwined series. If you need to know the best reading order, or how to make sure you haven't missed anything, check out the bibliography page on my website. You can also visit there to see when a new title will be released. If you're just looking for a quick checklist, here are my main series. These do not have to be read in any particular order, but I encourage you to read them all. JACQUELINE "JACK" DANIELS THRILLERS #1-Whiskey Sour #2-Bloody Mary #3-Rusty Nail #4-Dirty Martini #5-Fuzzy Navel #6-Cherry Bomb #7-Shaken #8-Stirred (with Blake Crouch) #9-Rum Runner #10-Last Call #11-White Russian #12-Shot Girl #13-Chaser #14-Old Fashioned #15-Bite Force #16-Jack Rose Bonus #2.5-Lady 52 (with Jude Hardin) JACK DANIELS AND ASSOCIATES MYSTERIES #1-Dead On My Feet #2-Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 1 #3-Shot Of Tequila #4-Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 2 #5-Dying Breath #6-Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch) #7-Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 3 #8-Everybody Dies #9-Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 4 #10-Banana Hammock THE KONRATH DARK THRILLER COLLECTIVE #1-The List #2-Origin #3-Afraid #4-Trapped #5-Endurance #6-Haunted House #7-Webcam #8-Disturb #9-What Happened To Lori #10-The Nine #11-Second Coming #12-Close Your Eyes Bonus #4.5-Holes in the Ground (with Iain Rob Wright) Bonus #5.5-Draculas (with Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand, F. Paul Wilson) Bonus #6.5-Grandma? (with Talon Konrath) TIMECASTER #1-Timecaster #2-Timecaster Supersymmetry #3-Timecaster Steampunk CODENAME: CHANDLER (Ann Voss Peterson & JA Konrath) #1-Flee #2-Spree #3-Three #4-Hit #5-Exposed #6-Naughty #7-Fix (with F. Paul Wilson) #8-Rescue STOP A MURDER PUZZLE BOOKS #1-How: Puzzles 1-12 #2-Where: Puzzles 13-24 #3-Why: Puzzles 25-36 #4-Who: Puzzles 37-48 #5-When: Puzzles 49-60 #6-Answers Stop A Murder Complete Cases (Book 1-5) MISCELLANEOUS 65 Proof - Collected Short Stories The Globs Of Use-A-Lot 3 (With Dan Maderak) COMPLETE J.A. KONRATH CHECKLIST AND READING ORDER If you want something to do for the next two years and insist on reading every Konrath novel, here are the order the author recommends: WHISKEY SOUR BLOODY MARY THE LIST RUSTY NAIL AFRAID DEAD ON MY FEET DIRTY MARTINI FLEE ORIGIN SHOT OF TEQUILA JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 1 TRAPPED FUZZY NAVEL CHERRY BOMB SPREE DRACULAS DYING BREATH JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 2 HOLES IN THE GROUND SERIAL KILLERS UNCUT ENDURANCE THREE SHAKEN STIRRED EVERYBODY DIES HAUNTED HOUSE LADY 52 TIMECASTER JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 3 RUM RUNNER WEBCAM GRANDMA? TIMECASTER SUPERSYMMETRY LAST CALL HIT/EXPOSED/NAUGHTY DISTURB WHAT HAPPENED TO LORI WHITE RUSSIAN JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 4 SHOT GIRL 65 PROOF STOP A MURDER COMPLETE CASES CHASER BANANA HAMMOCK THE NINE OLD FASHIONED SECOND COMING BITE FORCE CLOSE YOUR EYES JACK ROSE TIMECASTER STEAMPUNK Joe Konrath has sold millions of books worldwide. His writing is sometimes funny, sometimes scary, sometimes both, and always thrilling. If you like fiction, you'll like Konrath. He promises.