It’s monsoon season in suburban dystopia and Evelyn Barnes is having her post-breakfast scroll. The headlines are horrific; the start of school is still three weeks away, and all she has to look forward to are virtual happy hours with her neighbor. Never once did Evelyn dream the end of the world would be so...well..boring. But all of that is about to change with a surprise text from the reclusive author of an awful book Evelyn read back in grad school and a link to something called THE HOLOLOUNGE OF THE MUNDANE. Be careful what you wish for.