Meet Professor Winston Wentworth Hollinsfield II—Oxford triple‐PhD, Cambridge cosmology maverick, Edinburgh neurolinguistics sleuth, and full-time enigma. From the moment he strides into a lecture hall—mismatched socks peeking out from beneath tweed trousers, chalk in one hand and trade mark briefcase in the other—colleagues know they’re in for an intellectual roller coaster. To the uninitiated, his off-the-cuff remarks about “matter before it remembers its own laws” or the “origami folds of hyperspace” sound like the ramblings of a sleep-deprived dreamer. Yet time and again, Professor Winston’s tea-stained thought maps yield breakthroughs others wouldn’t dare to imagine. You’ll accompany Winston as he banters (sometimes incoherently) during hypnotic, and sometimes questionable lectures, to high society dinner functions, and even a clandestine meeting with an aerial phenomena expert. Yet for all his eccentricities—bizarre metaphors, impromptu remarks and the appearance and wardrobe suspiciously similar to one of his academic hero, Albert Einstein—he remains a titan of original thought, brilliant beyond comprehension. But be forewarned. Prepare to have all of your unyielding assumptions challenged, while delighting in the fanciful absurdities of uncommon genius in action.