This book is a tribute to my father, Henry Calvert. He was a man of true grit- deeply methodical and remarkably witty. A man whose life was a tapestry of achievement and joy. Here, you will find stories that reveal his sharp mind, generous heart, and the humor that made every moment with him unforgettable. This book holds a collection of his accomplishments, humorous anecdotes and cherished memories. Our story begins at the twilight of a remarkable -- Sir Henry Calvert, my father, whom we lovingly call King Henry. Here, shining examples of his wit emerge. In the quiet aftermath, I find them- tucked like fireflies into the folds of time. His legacy, both noble and tender, stretches from the colonial vision of George Calvert, First Lord Baltimore, to the royal lineage of King Henry I of England. It is a heritage steeped in honor, humor, and quiet majesty. Upon delving deeper into our royal lineage, we discovered a connection to Queen Elizabeth II -- distantly linked to King Henry I through a long, intricate web of ancestral ties. Royal bloodlines are, famously, marvels of entanglement. From the First Lord Baltimore to King Henry I, and onward to Queen Elizabeth II, the lineage of Sir Henry Calvert unfolds like a timeless scroll. May you find delight in the tapestry of my father's cherished memories, stitched with laughter and legacy.