Melva Klick, spinster – Cat Mom – who lands a PURRFECT job at the local library. In walks Paulie, the Italian hunk who immediately sweeps her off her feet. Paulie is top rank in the Stallinoz Mafia famiglia – but no matter that – by their first meeting Melva vows to make this Hot Italian Hunk her man (with Brinks, her cat’s approval, of course!) Faced with challenges coming from Melva’s best friend Gerdy, her eccentric wealthy aunt Bertha, and Paulie’s Mafia connections, will they be forced to forsake their love and go their separate ways, or will the quirky-love they have for each other be enough to overthrow Paulie’s Mafia famiglia without either one of them getting “whacked?!”